PA Taxman

Let me tell you how it will be,
A $650 million surplus is not enough for me,

‘Cause I’m the taxman,
Yeah, I’m the taxman…

Should a per cent sales tax jump appear too small,
Be thankful I don't take it all.

'Cause I’m the taxman,
Yeah, I’m the taxman.

(if you drive a car, car;) - I’ll tax the street (I-80);
(if you try to sit, sit;) - I’ll tax your seat (for a new arena);
(if you get too cold, cold;) - I’ll tax the heat (Alternative Energy Tax);
(if you take a walk, walk;) - I'll tax your feet (for someone else’s mass transit) .
Taxman!

'Cause I’m the taxman,
Yeah, I’m the taxman.

Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Rendell)
If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister DeWeese)

'Cause I’m the taxman,
Yeah, I’m the taxman.

Now my advice for those 25,000 non-essential state employees, (taxman)
Declare the pennies as unvouchered expenses on undocumented fees, (taxman)

'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman.

And you're working for no one but me. Taxman!