Have A Question and A Cell Phone... Ask God

I'm not sure how to react to this. A company has combined the convience of a cell phone with the knoweldge of the internet and came up with God. So they say. Get ready for the launch of "phoneternet" communication.

Beginning in July, when you have a question – any question – all you have to do is "Ask God." That's the name of the company whose motto is "We Know It All."

AskGod.com promises to provide each caller to its toll-free number with their own "live personal Internet search expert or 'angel' at their beck and call 24/7. By simply dialing a toll-free number, Ask God's Angels will retrieve the answer to any question. After giving the answer over the phone, the answer to their query can be emailed or text messaged for future reference."

So what would you ask? Ask God promises to provide customers with directions, restaurant info, weather reports, business statistics, real estate listings, flight information, currency conversions, language translations, hotel and car rental information – in other words, just about everything.

For example, you have a license number of a car that ran you off the road. Can they tell you who the car belongs to? YES THEY CAN.

And what does it cost to talk to this higher authority? As little as $20 a month for a six-month agreement.
If it wouldn't cost me $120 bucks I might call them and ask theological questions all day long. See if I can stump "god".

I think I'll pass on this one.