Noah's Lessons

The following was plundered from my email box. Thanks to the author... who ever you are.

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark. . .and this is what I learned:

One - Don't miss the boat.
Two - Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three - Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four - Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. Five - Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six - Build your future on high ground.
Seven - For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight - Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine - When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten - Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven - No matter the storm, when you are with God there's always a rainbow waiting.