I'm Voting for......

Someone asked me who I'm voting for. Well, I’d vote for any of the GOP guys, or their wives, or their chunky step son, or their one eyed three legged dog named Hooch, or their obnoxious aunt Maria rather than have to watch, listen and live with Hillary in the Whitehouse barking orders down to us.
I'm watching at the "moral majority" the "Christian right" basically the entire evangelical power distribution center implodes. It's funny God gives you what you want and man screws it up. We never fail. Listen, my persnickety friends on the Right: You can freak out over the various foibles and philosophies of Rudy, Romney, Fred and John, but for moi the Republican gentleman who gets our party’s nod, whoever he is, will get my vote come November ‘08. Why? Well it’s simple.

I’ve already had enough of Hillary. I’m sick of her. Forget her communistic bent, her virulent anti-Americanisms and her anti-Christian crapola. I simply don’t want to see or hear anything more from her. She’s like the OJ of DC to me. Wait, let me recall that last statement. The OJ comparison was a bad analogy. There were only two people who died around him. I believe the Clintons have around 40 plus and counting who have mysteriously dropped dead around them. (If I disappear it was Hillary) Anyway, back to my angst with Hillary. I cannot imagine having to stomach her and her blah blah blah for at least 4 more years.

However, at the same time, I'm not very impressed yet with anyone wearing a GOP button. Therefore, I'm going to do something I NEVER do. Give the left some advice: If you want the nation to buy what you’re selling you have to get rid of the mean old madam brigade. Your lasses are not only woefully wrong from a policy standpoint, but they are all so very Rosie O’Donnellish.

Look, I understand you liberals’ supposed need for change . . . to get a woman in the office and yada yada . . . but you guys have gotta try to work with us. Throw us a bone. The first Clinton go around was not good, and no one wants a sequel. It's like Gigli 2. Not a good idea. Especially if Hillary’s the lead actor. Get yourself a Thatcher or a Rice to put forth and then we can talk.