I Won't Even Try For a Title

David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.

Hey David, come up with something original.

When asked about this trick all would say was "Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."

But David, I have soooo many questions!

Who is going to volunteer for this stunt? Will you still be the dad? Does the audience need to stay the entire 9 months to see if it worked? Did you make your mind disappear?

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