Facts of Mormonism

On Sunday, February 25, 2007, Meet the Press had an interesting roundtable discussion on Mormonism that reflected the abundance of their journalistic ignorance. What I found particularly amusing was their patronizing comment that Christians know very little about Mormonism. They proceeded to cite a recent poll that showed 45% of Evangelicals view Mormonism negatively. This seemed a bit illogical, since Christians must know something for the negative percentage to be so high. No mention was made of the unique Mormon beliefs that might cause millions of rational souls to view them with a healthy dose of skepticism.
After pondering the wisdom of the media elite (or lack thereof), I decided to post a short list of Mormon facts.


Mormons can become gods and goddesses.

Goddesses will spend eternity in full submission to their god-husband.

Mormon women will give birth “forever and ever” to spirit-babies.

Mormon men can have multiple wives in heaven—eternal polygamy.

Heavenly Father is an exalted man who lives with his goddess wife, Heavenly Mother, on a planet near the great star Kolob.

American Indians are descendants of the wicked Lamanites, who were Israelites that God cursed with dark skin.

God the Father had sex with Mary to conceive Jesus, who is the half brother of Lucifer.

All Christian churches are an abomination.

Mormons need 4 secret handshakes to get into the Celestial heaven.

Joseph Smith revealed that the actual Garden of Eden is in Jackson County, Missouri. Have you ever been to Missouri????

And so you see, 45% of Christians know what thousands of the media elite do not: Mormonism is not Christian.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

thanks for enlightening me on Mormonism,

Anonymous said...

not all of this is true. get ur facts right 1st. God didnt have sex with Mary!! where did u get that?