"Male bonding" is taking on new meaning in Westmoreland County this week, where a Murrysville woman is on trial for using Super Glue to stick it to her ex-boyfriend.
Court papers say Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh and Gail O'Toole of Murrysville dated through most of 1999, but the couple broke up just before Christmas. Hey, Kenny didn't have to buy a gift! Mr. Slaby found another love interest, but Ms. O'Toole continued to phone, the lawsuit says. The pair resumed dating in early May 2000. Just when he thought it was safe.
The evening of May 7 Mr. Slaby took a nap at Ms. O'Toole's home. Uh Oh, big mistake. Women never forget. He woke "to a strong burning sensation" in his genital area and found red and blue nail polish poured in his hair, the suit says. Glue had been used on his private parts and an unflattering comment had been painted in nail polish on his back. Why am I laughing?
The suit says Ms. O'Toole took away the man's keys and clothing and told him she'd planned the attack since their breakup months earlier. Still laughing.
Mr. Slaby walked about a mile to a Sheetz convenience store, where he met a Murrysville police officer. He was taken to Forbes Regional Hospital for treatment. I really should stop laughing.
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
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