My Michael Jackson Story

Could this guy make any more bad moves? Well, yes he can. Michael Jackson has officially announced that he intends to convert to Islam, according to a report on the website of Arab-Israeli newspaper Panorama.

Jackson's announcement noted he is moving to Bahrain and has purchased some real-estate on an artificial island there. An artificial island is the perfect place for this guy.

The singer said he decided to convert to Islam because he is convinced it is the closest religion to his personal beliefs. I can see that. Mohammad was a child molester as well.

He scratched the Jewish faith off his list by saying "they're like leeches...I'm so tired of it. They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything. End up penniless. It is a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose."

Jackson also noted he intends to soon move all his assets and his studio from the U.S. to Bahrain, and expressed his hope to be rid of various legal troubles and enjoy the kind of freedom he says he does not have in America. Ahh yes Bahrain, the beacon of freedom for the world.

Say hello to Cat Stevens as you moonwalk your way to your artificial island.

4 comments:

The Unseen One said...

The singer said he decided to convert to Islam because he is convinced it is the closest religion to his personal beliefs. I can see that. Mohammad was a child molester as well.

Thomas, Kybosh, and I have a term for this kind of statement:

HAND FROM INFINITY!!! *SMACK*

They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything. End up penniless. It is a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose.

Oh yeah, it has nothing to do with his self-induced legal expenses! Gotta love the "pass the blame game".

Yeah, he does sound like a Muslim.

Thomas Dodds said...

HAND FROM INFINITY!!! *SMACK*

lol!

Anonymous said...

you guys r so narrow-minded...u dont know anything about Islam ..so just keep your f****** mouth shut..no one is better off

Shaun Pierce said...

I know alot about Islam. That is why I choose to reject it.