Rant and Rave

I'm going to make you aware of some things going on that shouldn't be. It may raise your blood pressure.

First, "War Funding" Do you know what that means? Our elected officials (both parties) sure don't! The house bill includes money for peanut storage. Now it's a war for peanut oil! The Senate version includes $100 Million for '08 Party Conventions... This type of "tack on" extortion should be against every law in the universe.

Speaking of war, President Yaba Daba Do in Iran has earned enough points for a free butt kicking. We have a pretty big operations base next door in Iraq. Our ships are in position. It's time to knock on the door.

A woman and her dog are both sick after eating poisoned dog food. After noticing her dog wasn't eating the woman took bites of the dog food in order to trick the terrier into thinking it was people food. Ahhhhhhh.................I have nothing to say.

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