Dick Cheney's Naked Woman

This is so stupid I had to post it. Rumor has it the Vice President Dick Cheney went fly fishing with a naked woman. I don't have one of those in my tackle box.

It's true. There is photographic proof. The photo you see was posted on the White House Web site. It''s of Cheney with a caption that said he was fly-fishing on the Snake River in Idaho.
While that's not a big deal, it's the reflection in in his sunglasses that sparked a buzz. Some thought that the reflection looked like a naked woman.
Ohhh, scandal. The theories took off like wildfire. It's a woman sunbathing. No, an alien overlord. The image was Photoshopped.
The vice president's office really lacks a sense of humor in these matters. After all it's not like I'm asking about the middle east peace process. When you ask if the VP was fishing with a naked woman lately, after the stunned silence you get a grumbled "Clearly the picture shows a hand casting a rod." Then the call ends.
After careful examination we have determined the image is of the vice president's hand on his fly rod. However, the fish caught were totally naked.

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